"i'm lucy and i always look like i'm going to cry. i miss my family :("
"i'm winston and i bark at dogs on tv. i don't really seem to know what's going on. but i do know that i like to eat."
"we like to be touching paige AT ALL TIMES. we also like to make her let us sleep in her bed and sleep right up against her while snoring and snorting like pigs all night."
"and we like to follow her around and just stare at her. can you tell us when our family is coming back?"
so i am dog/house sitting right now and have been since last friday. i just am not an animal lover. i think that these dogs are cute, but i just don't have it in me to hold and touch dogs all day. i can't handle the hair. oh the hair, it is driving me crazy. i took them on a walk on saturday though, that was nice, right?
treats 'n snoozin. but seriously, that's all they do.
*i just want everyone to know that i would never hurt or be mean to an animal. i just don't really want to touch them or sleep with them. but i will if i have to!
4 comments:
hahahahhahahaahaha. come home.
Oh, how could you not just love them and their fat rolls to pieces? Thanks for the spooning invite last night! I got the message too late!
pahahah. pugs. i was never a dog person until i had my own. but i do like the name winston!
Hahahah I totally appreciate the hair/slober/breathing. You are such a fun writer Paigey! Lets get this blog goin international, and make some money of off your lovable wit:)
PS. Would you sleep next to and touch me all day?? I don't shed that much and I will brush my teeth... I just miss and long for you? Not a crime.
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