Thursday, October 22, 2009

daily dose of awkwardness.

so here's an awkward story.

i work on campus every morning in the asb as a receptionist and have to wear nice clothes. since i had class right after work today, i brought a pair of jeans to change into so i wouldn't have to wear my frumpy work clothes all day.

i was done working and went to the bathroom to change my pants. the jeans that i brought today are my super cute fall skinny jeans and i just washed them a couple days ago and hadn't worn them since. as we all know, jeans get a little tighter after you wash them, well these were especially tight today. i was in the bathroom for literally 6 minutes trying to get them buttoned. there was a couch in the room so i was laying on it trying to make my hips as small as possible with little success. a girl even walked into the bathroom and got to witness the awkwardness. it had been an awkward amount of time and i had to get to class and i could not get my pants buttoned for the life of me.

what to do? i didn't really have an option other than to just pull my shirt down and walk to class with my pants unbuttoned. so i did. the zipper creeped down a little with every step and i kept looking down to make sure my undershirt was staying down (which it was, thank you shade nylon camisole). then i saw a friend and stopped to talk to him for a few minutes and the whole time i was thinking, i wonder if he can tell that my pants are unbuttoned and becoming increasingly unzipped...

i made it to my class and told my friends that i had walked all the way there with my pants unbuttoned. they just laughed and looked at me like i was ridiculous. which i am. so, what did pudge learn today? she buys pants that are too tight and maybe she should break in her jeans before she decides to bring them to work.

5 comments:

Afton or Brooke said...

lol!

megan thomas said...

funniest story of the day!

Alexandra said...

ahaha you are the girl in that chingy song "dem jeans"...did you wiggle on the bed just to zip 'em up? aha

Jennifer Lane said...

ha ha ha ha!! and this is why i love you.

Mauri said...

haha this is hilarious. I prob would have done the same thing though.