daily dose of awkwardness.

so here's an awkward story.

i work on campus every morning in the asb as a receptionist and have to wear nice clothes. since i had class right after work today, i brought a pair of jeans to change into so i wouldn't have to wear my frumpy work clothes all day.

i was done working and went to the bathroom to change my pants. the jeans that i brought today are my super cute fall skinny jeans and i just washed them a couple days ago and hadn't worn them since. as we all know, jeans get a little tighter after you wash them, well these were especially tight today. i was in the bathroom for literally 6 minutes trying to get them buttoned. there was a couch in the room so i was laying on it trying to make my hips as small as possible with little success. a girl even walked into the bathroom and got to witness the awkwardness. it had been an awkward amount of time and i had to get to class and i could not get my pants buttoned for the life of me.

what to do? i didn't really have an option other than to just pull my shirt down and walk to class with my pants unbuttoned. so i did. the zipper creeped down a little with every step and i kept looking down to make sure my undershirt was staying down (which it was, thank you shade nylon camisole). then i saw a friend and stopped to talk to him for a few minutes and the whole time i was thinking, i wonder if he can tell that my pants are unbuttoned and becoming increasingly unzipped...

i made it to my class and told my friends that i had walked all the way there with my pants unbuttoned. they just laughed and looked at me like i was ridiculous. which i am. so, what did pudge learn today? she buys pants that are too tight and maybe she should break in her jeans before she decides to bring them to work.