my life is average

last night my friend mark showed me this website and i kind of love it. mylifeisaverage.com is kind of like fmylife.com, but a little cleaner and more uplifting.

here are a few of the submissions i enjoyed this morning...

Today, I brought up my winter clothes from the basement. I pulled out a pair of purple jeans and put them on. In the left pocket, I found a note that said, "In a year, when you're broke, you will thank me for this.Try your other pocket." In the right pocket, I found a $5 dollar bill. This brings my total number of owned dollars to 5. Thank you, pants of wisdom. MLIA.

Today, I found out that my boyfriend had his mom sign a note for him to get out of swimming due to his period. The note is now hanging in the p.e teacher's office for best excuse. Eddie, I will marry you. MLIA.

Today, I encountered a homeless man sitting in a chair on the sidewalk. He held a sign that read "Give me money or I'll kick you in the face." I was slightly alarmed until I realized that his chair was actually a wheelchair and both of his legs were amputated at the knee. He got all of my spare cash and a high five. MLIA

Today, I heard my dad gossiping to my aunt quite loudly saying that he bought me a Tiffany's necklace for my birthday and it was hidden in his top drawer. When I got home I ran to his room and slid open the drawer. Right on top of his socks was a note that read "Just kidding. I taught you not to eavesdrop." MLIA

Today, I slept for 12 hours into the afternoon. When I asked my mother why she hadn't checked on me sooner, she replied, "I figured that if you had died in your sleep, there was nothing I could do about it." Thanks, Mom. MLIA

Today, I was shopping at the mall when I had to use the elevator. There was also a young boy and his mom in there. The little boy looked his mom in the eye and said in a serious voice, "If you don't buy me ice cream, I'm never gonna give you grandchildren." MLIA

pretty much precious.

on another precious note...i babysat a & g on saturday night and as if it were possible, i think they've gotten even cuter. afton has apparently picked up an english accent on the word "nooo." i had the privilege of hearing it a lot at bedtime. oh five-year-olds.