unemployed and hungry.

so i've always kind of had a thing for meat. ever since i was a kid, i just love a good steak but really, who doesn't? weird vegetarians that are missing out on life, but that's beside the point.

as of late, i have been craving steak (and pretty much any flavorful food) like crazy. this is somewhat unfortunate considering that my diet consists of cereal, top ramen, pb&j, toast, cookies, and crepes.

last night i could have killed someone (a cow) for some meat and had to settle with pepperoni slices and oscar mayer cheese dogs. you read that right, cheese dogs. those hot dogs that are made out of mechanically separated animals and injected with some kind of "cheese" goo.

don't feel too bad for me though - i have a steak coming my way on april 22nd. just two months and five days.

though i would be willing to let you take pity on me and buy me a steak sooner than two months and five days.